Generation 1 - Josephine - Part 6 - Choking & Thieves

 BIRTHDAY!!!

This is Charlie btw.

And Dylan!

And this is Silver with a door smashed up in her face.

 BETTER PICTURE OF DYLAN!

 AND A BETTER PICTURE OF SILVER!

Looking like she's grunting.

Silver: YOU THERE! IN THE GREEN HOODIE! GIVE ME MY PENCASE BACK! I NEED IT FOR STUDIES!!!

 Silver: WELL THEN I'LL TAKE IT BY MYSELF!!! *lassoing*

 After she'd gotten her pencase back, she petted her horse. Such a good horsie.

 Silver is trying to look out the window.

 Awwwwwwwww

 YES, SLAVE! WORK WORK WORK!!!

 Charlie fell asleep on the floor.

And it isn't a pose. Nonono.

The Pose Player just wanted to be in the picture.

 Rock Paper Scissors!!!

 First day of school!

 First day of homework!

 Not the first day of cooking but why not do it anyway?!

 Instead of swallowing the food, Josephine choked on it.

 I SO HATE WHEN TODDLERS DO THIS SHIT.

They're just like FUCK YOU BITCH I AIN'T GONNA SIT ON THIS POTTY I'D RATHER SHIT MYSELF THAN DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO!

I get so angry just thinking about it!

THOSE DAMN TODDLERS.

 Leighton is explaining for Dylan that his mother is a thief and that Dylan is NOT allowed to walk in his mothers footsteps.

 Silver called a boy she had a crush on and talked about toothbrushing for halv a hour.

 Wut r u doin kid?

 No that's not how you open the toybox...

 WAAH A THIEF!!!

 She took my... this... thing. The brown thing below the mirror. I forgot the name.

THAT'S THE THIEF'S CAR TO THE RIGHT. AND THE POLICE MISSED IT. JUST OH. MY. GOD. YOU SUCK SO BAD. NOW I AM A BROWN THINGY POORER!!

Generation 1 - Josephine - Part 5 - Wedding!

 Josephine is trying out the rocking chair.

 Aww so cute.

 It's Josephine's and Leighton's wedding, and name some food that's better than pizza!

 They are so cute together I just love it!

 The guests started arriving and Leighton sat down to eat.

 I love to gather a bunch of sims at one place and then just watch them. It's so entertaining.

Just look at that old man to the right, thinking about that man talking about running.

And that bald dude thinking about a garden spade and holding a toddler!

Wait a second... That isn't any toddler...

IT'S MY TODDLER!

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING MY TODDLER YOU FREAK?!

 Ehhrm, forget about that. Let's go on to the wedding ceremony.

 Yaaayy!!!

 The audience started to applause and throw rice and wait...

is that Josephine booing in the background...?

I may be wrong, but wasn't she the bride who just got married...? o.O

 BEST FOOD FOR A WEDDING EVER!!!

That guy in the background doesn't look that happy though.

 HahAhhaahahahahahhaha!!! Now I know why!

HE'S A SNOB.

POOR GUY, HAVING TO EAT PIZZA.

 Josephine: You look like you've eaten a lot of nachos. Wanna talk to me about it?

That's how you make friends.

 The married couple!

 And forget about the honeymoon, jump straight into bed instead!

 Everything in my house is just falling apart.

 Even Jospehine is losing it.

 PEEK-A-BOO!

 WHY?!

 Oh, she was pregnant.

 Her belly is a little weird though.

 Omg that shirt. I didn't even know I had that shirt. I got so surprised when I saw it, it's like a pregnancy shirt and it's so cute.

 This baby is going to be a freak or something.

I can't wait for it to pop out.

 Meanwhile, a little family photo!

With Josephine, her husband Leighton and their daughter Silver.

If anyone forgot all that after like 20 pictures in this chapter.

 Damn shit.

 FREAK TIME!

 AND I GOT TWINS!!!

Charlie and Dylan!

And I built a whole new room just for them.